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VACATIONS?

41716 6JUN88-0103 General Information
VACATIONS?
From: KENHALTER To: JIMREED

Wow! Your vacation sounds exciting! Where are you going next!?
The Persian Gulf? Or perhaps L.A.? Maybe you should post a message
in the forum to find out whether or not anyone has an UZI you can
borrow! Hey! Take it easy out there.
Ken Halter

33 comments to VACATIONS?

  • pucc_unknown

    41782 8JUN88-2217 General Information
    For use on your next vacation? (Re: Msg 41716)
    From: RICKADAMS To: JIMREED

    Subject: USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS
    Date: 5 Jun 88 20:42:01 GMT

    USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN
    TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS:

    AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
    Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

    FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
    I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
    with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

    SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
    I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

    AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
    It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
    of your car.

    FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
    JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
    If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages
    I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

    KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
    I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
    travelling as reporters.

    BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!
    Whatever you say!

    MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN.
    The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.

    TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
    The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have
    the recipe.

  • pucc_unknown

    41793 9JUN88-0103 General Information
    RE: For use on your next vacation? (Re: Msg 41782)
    From: MARTYGOODMAN To: RICKADAMS

    Tho humorous, the implication of that file that Arabs are crazy
    fanatical terrorists and that the United States is a moral,
    reasonable, law abiding country is rather grossly
    hypocritical. After all… Kadaffi never made any attempt
    to assinate Ronald Regan or members of his family. Yet
    Regan DID kill one of Kadaffi’s children, and a number of
    other civilians in a multimillion dollar operation that
    was a FAR more serious act of terrorism than any done by
    Lybia. Tho I have no great love for or trust in
    Kadaffi, I must say, having carefully read a lot of what
    he has said in public and compared it to statements on the
    same subject by Ronald Regan, that Muamar Kadaffi is a far
    saner, more reasonable person than our current Commander
    in Chief. That is not intended to say a great deal
    FOR Kadaffi, by the way!

    —marty

  • pucc_unknown

    41826 10JUN88-0020 General Information
    RE: For use on your next vacation? (Re: Msg 41782)
    From: JIMREED To: RICKADAMS

    Hey, Rick!

    I love the “terrorist phrase book” . . .

    . . . but to do me any good, it needs to be in phonics.

    I have these great Spanish phrases memorized, but if I get answered back
    in anything but English I am usually lost.

    — Jim